Session 2.1

Buckle up, kids!

- We left town at the speed of light because fuck yes adventuring

- Reasonable people brought reasonable supplies. Rael brought a cask of wine.

- Adventuring was hella uneventful TBH.

- We ran into a stone statue of Celery? Celadon? Celebration Station?

- It kept telling us not to trust @Celador

- Insert shenanigans music here

- We got to the landing site and... no ship was there to be seen. Somehow we were early.

- Personal note: I've never been early in my life and the concept immediately made me nervous

- The sky crapped out a tube and in it were....

- A Tabaxi named Jack (I think. I cannot read my own handwriting)

- A Faeblood named @Indigo

- An Aasimar named Kimya

- A Goblin Named Francis John Archibald

- 1 (one) Massive Fuckboi. A Dark Elf named Dante

- There were no other survivors on their ship.

- Indigo had a few moments of difficulty even accepting that they had really landed

- Landed in a tube full of corpses

- We prestidigitated 4/5 of them clean and gave them some wine.

- Their spokesperson, the Faeblood, was cagey about what happened on the ship

- We began to trek back to HH

- A WILD WREX WREX APPEARS!

We bravely ran away!

- We ran like cowards because that's what you do.

- What kind of suicidal ninny would attack a Wrex Wrex

- Oh Hai, @Fallynde

- We escaped successfully. Barely.

- Campfire chat was revelatory.

(Fallynde was a little bummed about not fighting the Wrex Wrexes)

- Indigo informed us that every 6 months, someone on the ship has died.

- The deaths appeared to be of natural causes, but happened regularly.

- Oh by the way it's been about 6 months

- Sleep Tight :DDDDDD

- Hope nothing happens

- something happened

- @Aurelae had headed out early that morning to scout ahead and give Silas a heads-up about the whole.

- You know

- Possible Murderer thing

- We found our new Aasimar friend dead.

- So began our misadventures with an Agatha Christie mystery.

- @Buckler and @Rael combined their power to cast ZONE OF TRUTH

- This was a very good idea that in no way could backfire

- Audio Track: Shenanigans music (part 2)

- Every. Single. Crew Member.... thinks they're the murderer.

- Fuckboi is sure he did it because he's the best at killing (and everything else, as he has said. Repeatedly.) - Indigo thinks it may be him because he has a malevolent chaotic entity or so that jerk him around - Francis John Archibald believe he may have a death curse

- Jat went into a blind rage and killed his wife one time so whoops actually a real life murderer

- "Cool motivation, Still Murder" - Buckler.

- Crosstalk and Speculation - Aurelae returned to bring us back on track

- Audio Track: Shenanigans Intensify (edited)

- It's very important that you all know about my genitals

- Eventually, we resolved to tell Silas, but not the rest of HH quite yet because fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that noise.

- We have 6 months to figure it out. That's plenty of time :DDDDDD

- Return to town

- The orphans don't rob us. They're happy and clapping.

- Pictured: our return through steepridge

- Shopping Montage!

- We wound up with some very good goodies. 1000% Everything was great and awesome and I definitely didn't spend 1.5k on a beer hat.

- We met with Silas in private

- Silas in private lets it all hang loose.

- He's like a less creepy Louis C.K.

- Silas invited the remaining 70th to join the Prime Collective (We have since accepted the invitation)

- Going forward, All arrivals will be quietly offered the opportunity to become prime.

- This is def not a power play and will probably not backfire later down the road

- When a glowing naked rainbow man offers you a gig that is a reasonable thing to happen

- Aaaaaaaaaaaand Session over.